A Most Permeative of All-Natural Essential Oils Colorado Prairie Juice

Let us tell you about Who we are

Strong Oils, Humble Beginnings About Our Oil

Founded in 2014 by the Lavender-Rosemary brothers, our establishment has been serving up aromas sourced from artisan prairies in various regions that contain prairies. We are dedicated to travelling the world, finding the best prairies, and bringing those oils back to you here in our tinctures.

We guarantee that you will fall in lust with our pungent blends the moment you walk inside until you finish your last whiff. Join us for your daily routine, an outing with friends, or simply just to enjoy some alone time.

All-Natural Essential Oils for Every American

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Be it a gunshot wound, a long fallchildhood cancer, erectile dysfunction, Colorado Prairie Juice All-Natural Essential Oils will cure what ails ya without any of that messy science or know-it-all scholarly types.